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Featured Arteeeest.

Squeaky Dave — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 13:24:58 +0000

The Xara Xone has featured me as part of this months Featured artist show. Xara Designer Pro is my default vector swiss army Software for just about everything so I’m flattered to be included.

Thinking about it, I’m assuming I’m included for my work and the ‘Feature’ bit isn’t about my impressive chin. I’ll have to check Zeb and Pauls profile pictures before I am too flattered.

Click the image to visit the show.

The Pumpkin Cat

Squeaky Dave — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 13:57:06 +0000

The Summer is ending and Halloween approaches. The veil between this world and the next is wearing thin and bobbly. It is a time when horrors from the other side poke their noses into our affairs and small children roam the streets extorting sugar based food stuffs.

The Pumpkin Cat eats children like that!

Bread Bun

Squeaky Dave — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 16:13:31 +0000

This would make some interesting sandwiches.

Umbrella Malfunction

Squeaky Dave — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 16:25:37 +0000

After many years of intensively made up research I have come to the conclusion that umbrellas are quantum devices that actually affect the weather. If I think it is going to rain and I take an umbrella it doesn’t rain. If I don’t it does. The same research suggests a similar thing happens with sunglasses but to a much lesser extent. This can be explained by the parabolic nature of the umbrella magnifying and focusing the effect.

Just thought you’d like to know.

Tiger Chic

Squeaky Dave — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 11:53:21 +0000

The only problem I can see with Penguins is that their black tie chic is soooo last century.

Time for a make over I think.